I’m on a mission tonight: Operation Find Fun with a Pretty Girl. The plan? Charm her with my dazzling wit, impress her with my unparalleled ability to order the perfect appetizer, and maybe—just maybe—get her to laugh at my bad jokes. If all goes well, we’ll be laughing, eating, and maybe even dancing. If all goes terribly, I’ll at least have a good story to tell my friends tomorrow. Either way, it’s a win!