Bald white male, bald by choice (it was my choice to shave it so the bald spot doesn’t give dr Phil vibes)
In great shape so naturally I put a lot of stupid tattoos on my body
5’9” but have the heart of a 88 year old who is also 5’9”
Red flag: will talk through movies and pick apart things that don’t make sense and rant about what they should have done, and also depression